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February 29, 2012

Femshep and I

If you know me, and likely you have some idea of who and what I am by now, or an assumption thereof, you may be surprised when I say that I never play as femshep. That is, the female version of the main character in the Mass Effect games, Commander Shepard (anyone else have a helluva time remembering the spelling? I'm half convinced the reason the web has shortened his/her name isn't because of usual 'net laziness but rather to short circuit the spelling issue).

My main issue with the character isn't anything that grievous. It's the freakin' voice acting. It isn't that it's *bad* per se, it's that the actress sounds as though she downed a fifth of cheap scotch and force smoked two packs of cigarettes twenty minutes before the recording session. It puts my back up, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I'm not talking an aggressive growly semi-sexy early Eliza Dushku growl, I'm talking that terrifying bus driver that wreaked of despair and was one puff from a tracheotomy growl.

Just sayin'.

I get that Shep is a tough determined character and depending on the past her player chooses she could be anything from a colony brat and experienced soldier to a hardcore street kid from the slums of Earth and a sole survivor who chose to sacrifice her team to hold an objective (this is all pre ME1 background that the player can choose).

She's a bad ass. I get that.

Doesn't mean she has to sound like she gargles with a box of rusty ten penny nails every morning, she also doesn't need to sound like a sex pot honey trap eager to molest your ear drums. Can't she just sound, y'know, 'normal'? Average?

Just sayin'

February 28, 2012

Life...and Mass Effect 3

Of the two of which, ME3 is likely primary in m'mind and yours on this fine February day.

Anyway, update: I got a job.

*waits*

Yep. You read that right. I actually started this job on November 11, 2011, pretty awesome way to remember Veteran's day 11/11/11 eh?

I work for Amazon. I get to help people over the phone. I get full benefits. I work from home.

I work from home and get full benefits.

YES I KNOW RIGHT?!

Anyway. Aside from that kicking SO MUCH ASS IDEK YOU GUYS

I am between quarters of school at the moment. Kaplan screwed up and got my course schedule off so I have a quarter off pushin my graduation date back to July as my last class starts in May.

The upshot?

I have *free time* ish. So what do I plan to do with actual time on my hands?

Play ME3 guilt free of course!

I've been romping in the multiplayer demo just about once a day, which, if you're already a friend of mine on XBL (ID is, cleverly, Ranting Ash) you know that to see me actually playing a game is super!ultra!mega!rare. I pretty much own an Xbox at this point out of habit and a need for a noisy whirring noise in the background when I put Netflix on.

Sidenote, my paragon totally banged Jack, either Miranda or Tali (I don't remember which and a friend has my copy of ME2 just now so I can't check) and Liara (again) in the Shadowbroker DLC. So uhm. I think my 'good' shep is going to have quite a reckoning on his hands.

I mean, I get going after someone else, I mean Liara only risked her life to save his carcass from the Collectors and stuff. Then again she did blow him off when he tried to get her to come with him and help and she was all 'pshaw I'mma shadowbroker hunter now!

Still bro, banging the mentally and emotionally unbalanced murderous biotic savant and then DUMPING HER? (remember romancing Jack takes a lot of time and effort because she has MASSIVE THROBBING TENDER TRUST ISSUES)

I hope all sentient milky way life doesn't get snuffed 'cause you couldn't keep your pants zipped Commander.

Just sayin'.

(never mind that I, the player did these things...the point still stands, also interesting that banging and dumping Jack doesn't result in a boost to renegade points, the paragon renegade system does a good job at this point of pointing out that it is NOT a good/evil system ...sorta).

Anyway my male human soldier and I (because I CANNOT unlock the (&$%(^!#&^%)!! Krogan soldier) are gonna go shoot Cerberus mooks now. 

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